Shark Tank for your stupid startup idea.
Pitch any business. Three AI investors will roast you, grade you, and maybe — maybe — give you a term sheet.
Meet the sharks.
Rohan Kapoor
The ex-VC who runs the numbers.
Maya Chen
The contrarian who wants a secret.
Big D
The operator who bets on hustle.
Frequently asked.
Is this actually useful or just a joke?
Both. The sharks are entertainment. The DD Report is legit — we've had founders use it as the basis for real investor decks.
Are the sharks real people?
No. They're AI characters trained to reason like specific archetypes of investor. No real person is roasting you.
Can I get roasted more than 3 times?
Get lifetime access for $4.99 — unlimited pitches plus Deep DD Reports on every idea.
Will you sell my pitch idea?
No. We don't sell or train on your pitches. Pitches are stored to generate your shareable result and leaderboard entry — that's it.
Who made this?
Kaloyan, a first-year Tetr College student, in 48 hours.
Can I suggest a new shark?
DM me on Twitter / Instagram. Best suggestion gets added.